Saturday 8 October 2011

Nice ROmantic Quotes for Friends

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

Romantic Birthday SMS WIshes

Flying papers
Multi colours of balloon
delicated blossom
fantastic people
love and laughter
What it describes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Hindi Messages for Friends

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do
mere dost aa rahe hain
Santa's Wife : Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Nice Poems of Love

You Are A Part Of a
Puzzle Of Someone's Life
You May Never Know
Where You Fill
But Always Remember That
Someone's Life May Not
Be Completed Without
YOU!

Students Facebook Status Comments

We think too small
Like the frog at the bottom of the well
He thinks the sky is only as big as
the top of the well. If he surfaced
he would have an entirely different view.

Friday 7 October 2011

Romantic Anniversary Messages

I will always remember the day I married you
Without you my love
my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Funny Good Night SMS Messages

Night doesn't become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence
Good Night!

Lovely Good Morning Greetings

Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai
Sooraj ne gagan se salam bheja hai
Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah
Tahe-dil se humne ye paigam bheja hai
Good Morning!

Happy Good Afternoon Quotes

Dopahar ka har pal Zindagi de apko
Din ka har lamha Khushi de aapko
Jahan gam ki hawa choo ke bhi na guzre
Khuda wo jannat si zami de aapko
Good Afternoon.

Miss You SMS COllection

Whenever I miss you
stars fall down
from the sky
so any day
if you find the sky empty
don’t blame me!It’s your fault
You make me miss you so much!

A Heart Touching Break up Shayari

I heard someone whisper ur name
But when i turned around to c who it was
I noticed that i was alone
Then, i realized it that
we are no longer together.

Funny SMS Collectionf of Insult

I try to tell you how I feel
I try to tell you but I am me
Words don't come easily
When you get close I share them
I watch you when you smile
I watch you when you cry
And I still don't understand
I cant find the way to tell you
I wish I was your lover
I wish that you were mine
Baby, I got this feeling
That I just cant hide
Don't try to run away
Theres many things I try to tell.

Thursday 6 October 2011

Hindi Republic Day Messages

India leads in corruption
And rich make all exploitation
We reach upto great height
Where the innocents have to fight
The sensible are made ash
While the devils play with cash.

Funny Quotes of Independence Day

Other might have forgotten
But never can i
The Flag of my country
Furls very high
Happy Independence day.

Wedding Husband Wife Messages

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone
Where d Hell Are You
Husband
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing
Yeah I Remember That My Love
Husband:I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop.

Bollywood Filmy Dialogues in English

Babuji Ne Kaha Gaon Chood do
Sabne Kaha Paro ko chhod do
Paro ne kaha Sharab Chhod do
Aaj Tumne Kahe diya Haweli Chhod Do
Ek din aisa ayega
jab wo kahega ye duniya hi Chhod do.

Wednesday 5 October 2011

Nice Poems of Good Luck

Rain of summer
Snow of winter
Grace of autumn
Glory of spring
May beauty of every season
Give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile
May god succeed u in every exams of ur life
Good luck.

Double Meaning Text Messages


Life Is Difficult
Full Of Trials
SOrrows,Pains
Ups N Downs
Bt If U Fall Down
Just Stand Up
Straight, Be Confident & Say
Shukar Hai Kisi Ne Dekha Nahi.

Funny Broken Heart Messages

Wo Hans Kar Mile Hum Pyar Samajh Bethey
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Samajh Bethey
Itni Achi To Na Thi Qismat Humari
Khud Ko unki Chahat Ka Haqdaar Samajh Bethey.

Tuesday 4 October 2011

Best Shayari of Bewafa

Dar Badar Ker Dete Hain Zamany Me Log
Laga Detay Hain Aag Ashiyanae Me Log
Miltay Hain Pyar Se Dil Me Basa K Nafrat
Rakhtay Hain Maharat Badal Janay Me Log.

Nice Flirt Text Messages

Premika - Main Maa Banne Wali Hun
Premi - Kay Bakvas Kar Rahi Ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika - Bakvas Nahi, Me Tumhare Bap
Se Shadi Karke Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hu.

Comments of Success in Hindi

After Unsuccessful Attempts To Land The Plane
Airhostess Was Repeatedly Saying
We R On Outskirts.
Santa Shouted When Will We Enter The Skirts?

Nice Quotes of Motivation

When u feel depressed, confused or hurt
Don't worry stand in front of a mirror
u will find the best one to solve your problem
TRUST YOURSELF.

Monday 3 October 2011

Text Messages of Rajnikanth

Newton:How to write 4 in between 5
China:Joke
Japan:Impossible
America:Wrong Question
Pak:No Answer.
UK:Not found on the internet
From India
Rajnikant
F(IV)E!

CID Flirt Dialogues

Msg.thi thati vato chating 6e.
Wah...wah...
Msg.thi thati vato chating 6e.
Wah...wah...
Abhijeet:daya,tarika same joto nahi tya maru setting 6e.

Munnabhai SMS Collection

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha!

Saturday 1 October 2011

Hindi Friendship Shayari

6 rules to be HAPPY
Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries
Live simply
Expect less
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND!

Friendship is a Miracle

Dèfìnitìøn øf My Frìéndz
My Médìcìnè Whn i Wàs ìn Paìn
My smìLè Whn ì am Såd
My Hånky Whn ì Cry
Ã…nd
1 M0rè Brèåth Whn I Dìé
Løng Lìvè My Frìéndzz.

Lovely SMS Collection of Bhai Dooj Festival

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye
tum mujhe kuch to commission do
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother
Just kidding as always.
Happy Bhai Dooj!

Inspirational Dhanteras Quotes

Aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
happy dhanteras!

Modern Happy New Year Poems

Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein
Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK!

Friday 30 September 2011

Happy Dussehra Wishes


Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile
Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se
Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No
Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De.

Gandhi Jayanti Messages

Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai
Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai
To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka
Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke
Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

Bright and Colourful Diwali SMS

All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali - Festival of Peace and Laxmi Puja

Deepawali hai parv deepo ka
Khushiyon ka
apnapan ka
achhai ka
Ujalo ka
Ullas ka
Wishing all Very Happy Deepawali.

Wishes of Diwali Festival

Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar
Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar
Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar
Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.

Wednesday 28 September 2011

Wishes For Festivals

Dhaker kathir biday sure, Udas kore mon
Chollen Ma Mahamaya, Aajke bisarjan
Dhaker taale dhunichi nachon
Etai prachin riti
Moner frame -e bandhiye rekho Durga Pujor smriti
Vijoyar onek subhecha ar bhalobasa.

Best Greetings of Navratri

Jyoti me prakash, pulkit hai dharti,
Jagmagaye akash, diyon ki katar kahe,
Apke ghardwar viraje khushiyan apar
Wish you Happy Navratri.

Nice Wishes Festival Messages

jitne bhi hai jaha pe, unhi ke lal hai sare
unke hi isaro pe chalte, ye chand aur tare
pal bhar ke liye hi sahi maa ko yaad kijiye
hogi puri tamanna jara fariyad kijiye
Subh Navratri.

Communication between Santa & Banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****
Sant: U r wrong It's 1394.

Funny Quotes of Santa Banta

SANTA went to court
JUDGE: Order  Order
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink
JUDGE:Shut Up
SANTA:No,No..7-Up!

Cute Santa Banta Messages

Santa petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
Dont Use mobile here
Santa G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now!

Santa Banta and Birla Cement

Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.

Funny Coversation between Santa and Banta

Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with T
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy
apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.