Funny Quotes of Santa Banta

SANTA went to court
JUDGE: Order  Order
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink
JUDGE:Shut Up
SANTA:No,No..7-Up!

After an accident
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D.

Bantas advise
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D.

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever
What comes first the chicken or the egg
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.