Communication between Santa & Banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****
Sant: U r wrong It's 1394.

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
He's not my friend.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out.