Friday 30 September 2011

Happy Dussehra Wishes


Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal
Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile
Se Le Rahe Hain.Atah Aap Se
Anurodh Hai,
Ki Turant Is No
Par101 Ka Bal.Dalwa De.

Gandhi Jayanti Messages

Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai
Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai
To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka
Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke
Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

Bright and Colourful Diwali SMS

All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali - Festival of Peace and Laxmi Puja

Deepawali hai parv deepo ka
Khushiyon ka
apnapan ka
achhai ka
Ujalo ka
Ullas ka
Wishing all Very Happy Deepawali.

Wishes of Diwali Festival

Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar
Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar
Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar
Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.

Wednesday 28 September 2011

Wishes For Festivals

Dhaker kathir biday sure, Udas kore mon
Chollen Ma Mahamaya, Aajke bisarjan
Dhaker taale dhunichi nachon
Etai prachin riti
Moner frame -e bandhiye rekho Durga Pujor smriti
Vijoyar onek subhecha ar bhalobasa.

Best Greetings of Navratri

Jyoti me prakash, pulkit hai dharti,
Jagmagaye akash, diyon ki katar kahe,
Apke ghardwar viraje khushiyan apar
Wish you Happy Navratri.

Nice Wishes Festival Messages

jitne bhi hai jaha pe, unhi ke lal hai sare
unke hi isaro pe chalte, ye chand aur tare
pal bhar ke liye hi sahi maa ko yaad kijiye
hogi puri tamanna jara fariyad kijiye
Subh Navratri.

Communication between Santa & Banta

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****
Sant: U r wrong It's 1394.

Funny Quotes of Santa Banta

SANTA went to court
JUDGE: Order  Order
SANTA: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink
JUDGE:Shut Up
SANTA:No,No..7-Up!

Cute Santa Banta Messages

Santa petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
Dont Use mobile here
Santa G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now!

Santa Banta and Birla Cement

Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.

Funny Coversation between Santa and Banta

Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with T
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy
apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.