Wedding Husband Wife Messages

An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone
Where d Hell Are You
Husband
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace n Totally
Fell In Love With It n I Didn't
Have Money That Time n I said
Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing
Yeah I Remember That My Love
Husband:I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free
After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply
Which Trip!

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok
On the way home
Husband :- wat did the doc say
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive!

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women.

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news
The bad news is
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead.