Munnabhai SMS Collection

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha!

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai
Chal ludak le.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha
Itna tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi nai
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko
miss to karega.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Sender Circuit Bhai!

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna
MUNNA: kaon
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath.