Life Is Difficult
Full Of Trials
SOrrows,Pains
Ups N Downs
Bt If U Fall Down
Just Stand Up
Straight, Be Confident & Say
Shukar Hai Kisi Ne Dekha Nahi.
Last Night
I Dreamt Of You
This Morning My First Thought Was You
I Thought Of You The Whole Day.
I Think Like U
Tomorrow I Will Think Of W, X, Y, Z.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
Just a second, don’t misunderstand
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless
Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one
Why?
U Dirty mind
She had the ticket!
Pehli dafa insaan jab dalta he to nervous hota hai
Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata hai
phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jaati hen
lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna
aur us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak kam pura nahi ho jata
ATM CARD
atm machine se.
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