Funny Hindi Messages for Friends

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do
mere dost aa rahe hain
Santa's Wife : Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa k ghar
Navjot sing siddhu ki tasvir lagi hui thi
Banta : yeh kyu laga rakkhi hai
Santa : laughing buddha lene gaya tha
dukandar ne kaha yeh latest hain.

Santa calls up white house
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA
Obama: Are you an idiot
Santa: Why
is it Compulsory?

Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt!

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP
Frog coudnt jump.