Santa Banta and Birla Cement

Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai.

Santa- kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta- Police Station, Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa- BV ko akela chod dia
Banta- Nhi, usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha

Santa Banta chess khel rahe the
joke doesnt end here
Santa: yaar hum khel band karte hai
Banta: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ask to Banta
I am Going Iska Kya matalab hota hai
Banta: Mai ja raha hu
Santa: Abe ruk pahle bata fir ja.

Santa was writing something very slowly
Friend ask: Why r u writing so slowly
Santa: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.