Cute Santa Banta Messages

Santa petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
Dont Use mobile here
Santa G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now!

Santa was riding on a horse
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: Le Karle Number Note.

Santa Banta chess khel rahe the
joke doesnt end here
Santa: yaar hum khel band karte hai
Banta: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.

Santa, Banta n Ghanta Talking Abut Aids
1st: Me To Condom K Bina Krta Nhi
2nd: Me To Ungli Me B Phenta Hu
3rd. Me To Risk Nhi Leta Padosise Krvata Hu.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!