Funny Coversation between Santa and Banta

Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with T
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy
apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.

Santa asks banta - What is diffrence between
1. Girlfriend
2. Lover
3. Wife
4. Stepny
Banta said d ansr s very very simple
1. Prepaid
2. Lifetime
3. Postpaid
4. Coinbooth

Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he'll come here.!

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai
koi upay batao
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye bolti hain
Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de DunGi.
SANTA : OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!Tere Chakkar Me 5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon!

Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye
Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye.